Monday, July 27, 2009

Welcome to our "Blog"

Blonde Bombshell. Blondes have more fun. Diamonds are a girls best friend. (ok... not a blonde comment however, the most famous blonde of all time said it...) What do all of these quotes have in common? All of them are true. We can promise you this.

Vodka and Caviar or Italian Love Affair? This is a debate Lauren and I will battle out for centuries to come. If you don't know what we are referring to, it is time you stop watching so much trashy reality TV, and start reading this "blog." We recommend at least once per day. You can never have too much of us. We promise.

We are the founders and creators of the Las Vegas Style Sirens, the most elite beauty team and personal beauty concierge service in Las Vegas and this is one of our ongoing debates. Which OPI nail polish is better? Vodka and Caviar or Italian Love Affair? We verbally brawl over this at Port Of Subs at least three times a week. (2 out of those 3 days, Lauren has mustard/mayo combo dripping down her chin. Actually make that 3 out of 3. Ok Ok Ok it's usually me.) Diet Coke anyone?

Welcome to our "blog." (Ughhh that word is SOOO ugly)

We hate the word "blog." What does that even mean? (And if you seriously know where the word "blog" came from, please get off our "blog" RIGHT NOW) My beautiful sister Brittany calls it "Dioring" however, Lauren and I are in agreement that that is equally as ugly. We definitely need to find a new word for it. Any suggestions? We were thinking "lipglossing" but then we realized that too was equally as dumb. Bottom line, a new word is in order for noun and action alike.

***Just so you know... Lauren and I keep reading over this "blog" like we are standing in line practicing to audition for the latest Judd Apatow flick. (FYI he wrote 40 Year Old Virgin and Knocked Up) It's classy.***

For those of you who do not know, Vodka and Caviar is our signature OPI red nail polish. We wear it on our toes, fingernails, lips and anywhere that can be painted. Just kidding! Toes and fingers only. It is not approved for the lip area. We're workin' on it. We have recently discovered Italian Love Affair which is a beautiful orange based light pink with a oui bit of shimmer. (That is for all of our Australian fans. And if you are saying "Oui is French you a-holes." Please believe us when we tell you, we know what we are talking about.) Different as they may be, they are still equally as beautiful. And if you are thinking to yourself " This doesn't apply to me." Let us be the first to tell you, you are WRONG! We're probably staring at your fingers and toes, shaking our heads in shame right now, and you don't even know it. Please, for the love of all man kind, paint your nails. We don't even care what color. Just do it.

Moving on... we would like to say hello to all of our friends, clients, and future friends and clients. Please do not judge us on this first "blog" (Unless you think it is amazing and we should be the next Perez Hilton.) We are still working on getting the hang of things. We appreciate all of your support and we look forward to future "blogs." (Until a new name is designated)

Love
xoxox
Allyson Stagg
CEO of The Las Vegas Style Sirens
and
Lauren Gardiner
COO of The Las Vegas Style Sirens

2 comments:

  1. While I am a fan of Vodka + Caviar... I'm totally down with I'm Not Really a Waitress and Lincoln Park in the Dark. Those are my favy faves, Ladies!

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